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~Alexi
"Wir wollten nur reden, Und jetzt liegst du hier. Und ich lieg daneben, Reden, Reden."
Mein Engel Bill Kaulitz
That's awesome! And I literally laughed out loud.
Tre sexy, hun! ;]
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B like Bill like bottom
T like Tom like top
Tom would make a wicked hot girl. Love the additional piercings and sassy look on his face. You know (s)he would be exactly like that.
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The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that the dream is reality. - Tolkien
I also made a few more jokes such as he'd like having boobs... *shakes head*
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Don't Hold Me Up Now, I Can Stand My Own Ground
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Smart people are suppose to be weird as hell. But I\'m weird and dumb......wow this sucks for me
XDD
<3
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We cannot undue these things we've done.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the others are handicapped.
Poetry is the aftershock of my personal experiences,
For what I write is always a result of something stupid that I've done.
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A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
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WHAT IS THAT. ಠ_ಠ
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